Extreme Makeup Fails

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The Sunset Above My Eyes

I have heard the idea of getting lost in someones eyes, but you can get lost in this lady’s makeup pattern. Her color scheme is so soothing I can’t help but stare.

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Sad Clown

Every Juggalo has to take the selfie to make sure they look insane enough before the gathering of the juggalos. She’s spent some time perfecting this sad face.

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Tyra Skanks

I know Tyra Banks gained her fame on the fashion runway, but she could have passed for an extra on Zombieland in this picture.

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Gaga Being Gaga

Lady Gaga shows us again why she is breaking barriers in the fashion world. Gaga wears raccoon eyes, next thing you know everyone at the office is rocking raccoon eyes. Its Gaga Fever.

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Watch Out Ri Ri

Once in a generation a star comes along who redefines what we perceive as beautiful. And where you find a budding star you will find a flawless makeup job.

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Do You Own a Mirror?

As part of her court ordered community service, the convicted shoplifter was ordered to the blind assistance facility to let Ray Charles put on her makeup for the day.

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I Totally Forgot It Was Halloween

I’m not saying I am aroused right now but if the boner police are here, call my lawyer.

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The Tomboy

Oompa, Loompa, Doopity Doo, apply too much spray tanner and turn out like you!

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Plastic Woman

Sometimes it is clear that a man or woman has had too much plastic surgery. When you throw a little pink lipstick on and suddenly you look like the Rolling Stones logo, that’s your sign.

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Face Painter

This woman treated her own face like a Fall Carnival face painting station, going all out with the strong green color and vine patterned black lining. I’m just not sure this was the most appropriate makeup for the funeral.

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The Beauty Within

Some girls need makeup to enhance their natural features, and other put on too much so that it obscures their beautiful features underneath. I have a feeling this girl’s makeup is hiding a face that could start a war.

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Come Sit On Grandma’s Lap

Sometimes the elderly have trouble admitting they can no longer apply makeup the way they used to. But Grandma’s still got the same stare that made her irresistible in her younger years

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Is This Too Orange?

Now presenting: the cautionary tale of why not to kill a case of Natural Light before hitting the tanning booth with your girls.

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Bringing Geisha Back

My makeup brings all the samurais to the yard and they’re like, it’s better than yours. Either this girl is in touch with her Asian roots or she’s got some self image problems.

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David Bowie Would be Proud

If Marliyn Manson and David Bowie had a love child, this is exactly what it would look like. Good to see they don’t let their kids dress themselves.

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