Extreme Makeup Fails

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The Sunset Above My Eyes

I have heard the idea of getting lost in someones eyes, but you can get lost in this lady’s makeup pattern. Her color scheme is so soothing I can’t help but stare.

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Sad Clown

Every Juggalo has to take the selfie to make sure they look insane enough before the gathering of the juggalos. She’s spent some time perfecting this sad face.

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Tyra Skanks

I know Tyra Banks gained her fame on the fashion runway, but she could have passed for an extra on Zombieland in this picture.

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Gaga Being Gaga

Lady Gaga shows us again why she is breaking barriers in the fashion world. Gaga wears raccoon eyes, next thing you know everyone at the office is rocking raccoon eyes. Its Gaga Fever.

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Watch Out Ri Ri

Once in a generation a star comes along who redefines what we perceive as beautiful. And where you find a budding star you will find a flawless makeup job.

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Do You Own a Mirror?

As part of her court ordered community service, the convicted shoplifter was ordered to the blind assistance facility to let Ray Charles put on her makeup for the day.

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I Totally Forgot It Was Halloween

I’m not saying I am aroused right now but if the boner police are here, call my lawyer.

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The Tomboy

Oompa, Loompa, Doopity Doo, apply too much spray tanner and turn out like you!

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Plastic Woman

Sometimes it is clear that a man or woman has had too much plastic surgery. When you throw a little pink lipstick on and suddenly you look like the Rolling Stones logo, that’s your sign.

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Face Painter

This woman treated her own face like a Fall Carnival face painting station, going all out with the strong green color and vine patterned black lining. I’m just not sure this was the most appropriate makeup for the funeral.

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The Beauty Within

Some girls need makeup to enhance their natural features, and other put on too much so that it obscures their beautiful features underneath. I have a feeling this girl’s makeup is hiding a face that could start a war.

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Come Sit On Grandma’s Lap

Sometimes the elderly have trouble admitting they can no longer apply makeup the way they used to. But Grandma’s still got the same stare that made her irresistible in her younger years

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Is This Too Orange?

Now presenting: the cautionary tale of why not to kill a case of Natural Light before hitting the tanning booth with your girls.

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Bringing Geisha Back

My makeup brings all the samurais to the yard and they’re like, it’s better than yours. Either this girl is in touch with her Asian roots or she’s got some self image problems.

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David Bowie Would be Proud

If Marliyn Manson and David Bowie had a love child, this is exactly what it would look like. Good to see they don’t let their kids dress themselves.

Government Shutdown Memes

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What the Queen is Thinking

Let’s face it, the United Kingdom has probably been laughing American’s inability to run a government since the days of the Revolutionary War. At least Americans will never have to see their leader wearing a pink and purple sci-fi inspired hat.

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Straight Truth

This Wonka meme gives the straight truth about the shutdown. How is it that the Republicans in the Senate holding the government and the economy hostage is going to benefit the American public? Sometimes you just have to know when you’ve lost.

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Bad Luck Government Employee

Bad Luck Brian is feeling the impact of the government shutdown. More than 800,000 workers are being furloughed (sent home without pay) for the duration of the shutdown.

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I Think I’ve Found Your Problem

Here’s Roy Trenneman from The IT Crowd breaking it down for Barack Obama and showing us where the idea for the government shutdown really came from. We thought the Senate was holding the government hostage over Obamacare, but it’s really just Obama’s way of giving the country a soft reset.

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Pre-Emptive Strike

Here we see John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and a few more GOP superstars helping Kim Jong-Un’s dreams come true: If Americans don’t raise the debt ceiling it will be the first step in the destruction of America. Great work guys, how come Ted Cruz didn’t make it to this photoshoot?

10 Awful Oyibo Engagement Pictures

20131005-090132.jpg Dude Seriously??? You gotta be kidding me!!! Who came up with this idea? Please it’s a no… It looks pathetic..retake your engagement picture and this time, make your lady look normal and not like a little person and you the giant.. You are not from Olympus goddamn it!!!

#1 L-0-V-E

This couple made sure to spell out love with their hands in their photo, because everyone knows that its not true love if you don’t spell it out with your significant other for everyone else to read. Bonus points for the braces on the bride-to-be.

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#2 Engagement Photo Gone Wrong

This couple attempted to take a loving engagement photo when out of nowhere a wave hit them. Unfortunate for them, but the result is great for us. Mabye they’ll pick a better spot for their second attempt at an engagement photo.

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#3 Deep Dark Secret

Either this dude is telling his significant other a deep, dark secret or he is licking the side of her face in this photo. Either way, the smushed nose against your partner’s face look isn’t exactly the best look for a engagement photo.

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#4 Fantasy Engagement

We get it, you and your fiancĂ© really like fantasy novels and films. We do too. Who doesn’t like to sit down and watch an episode of Game of Thrones? That doesn’t mean that you should dress up as a medieval King for your engagement photo. Save yourself the embarrassment and put on a suit and tie.

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#5 Shirtless Dude

This dude probably shouldn’t take his shirt off anywhere let alone in his engagement photo. What is that a tattoo of anyway? He probably thought that it would be a good idea to show off his sick new tat to the world with his engagement announcement. Major FAIL.

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#6 The Pensive Lingerer

This couple might have taken an engagement photo, but by the looks of it they probably won’t end getting married. They show no signs of affection whatsoever. Not a good sign for a couple about to get married.

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#7 The Spider-Man Kiss

This couple decided to spice things up for their engagement photo by recreating the famous upside down kiss between Toby Maguire and Kirstin Dunst in the Spider-Man film. We applaud their ambition, but this photo is just corny. Come on now people.

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#8 Parking Meter Stance

This couple decided to take their photo in front of a couple of parking meters? Why, exactly? We aren’t entirely sure. Maybe they met while working as parking attendants. Who knows? Either way, this is a pretty terrible engagement photo.

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#9 Flicking Off The Camera

Not only is the man in this photo completely blurred out, but his fiancĂ© seems to be flicking off the camera. If their grandparents were to receive this photo with their copy of engagement announcement they’d probably have to do a double take before realizing that the chick wasn’t giving them the big ‘Eff You.’

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